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I know all you can do as a parent is to pack their bags and wave as you watch them go. You hope the next generation will be better, stronger, more generous. Why would you want to, anyway? If you controlled what they did, you’d just pass on your own rubbish tip of imperfections. I know you can’t control what your children do. It would really upset me if you did this. He’s done the one thing that I’ve said for years, please don’t do this. In my mind’s eye I stand there, a bitter old woman with pursed lips wringing my black-gloved hands. In any case, I’m not even sure what it is I want to say. The last thing we need, I think, is an explosion of white-hot words that everyone carries around for the rest of their lives, engraved on their hearts. Very much.”įor three days, I can’t speak to my son. “Yes,” I say, cutting across this male bonding. It seems to me, unhinged by shock, that this might have been the better option. “It’s not as if I came home and said I’d got someone pregnant.” “It’s just a tattoo,” he says, when the silence goes on so long that we have nearly fallen over the edge of it into a pit of black nothingness. £150? I think, briefly, of all the things I could buy with £150. In the silence, he says, “I didn’t think you’d be this upset.”Īfter a while, he says, “It wasn’t just a drunken whim. “On my arm,” he says, and touches his bicep through his shirt. Maybe during his school years he thought a tattoo would balance the geeky glory of academic achievement. Any minute he’s going to laugh and say, “You should see your faces” because this has been a running joke for years, this idea of getting a tattoo – the hard man act, iron muscles, shaved head, Jason Statham, Ross Kemp. Woody Harrelson’s AMA, a.k.a "The Rampart Incident" Redditor Discovers They Are Suffering from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning The Most Downvoted Comments in Reddit History The Best Natalie Portman Fantasy Story Ever Written Redditor Predicts Harper Lee's Death 19 Minutes Before It Is Officially Announced

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